Yes, that's right! My new pug puppy, Venius! She is so adorable and I'm going to do my best to make her love me the most out of my family which means I have to spend all my time with her so my mother can't. But it'll be worth it because she's so cute and I love her bunches! Still, I doubt I'll be getting anything done in the next few days so forgive me for more lack of updates!
My first chapter was too long for one post. So, here's the other part!
Title: Chapter One; Don't Judge a Brothel by it's Cover Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: Prostitution Pairing: Dark Donatello/Raphael and mentioning of Dark Raphael/Michelangelo, Donatello/Leatherhead and various others Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward) Rating: Nc-17 or at least a very hard R Word Count: 7,530 Summary: Our favorite four green guys are living quite a different life. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: This is my newest story and it's completely AU.
I bring you my newest story; Fruit's from Heaven! Enjoy.~
Title: Chapter One; Don't Judge a Brothel by it's Cover Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: Prostitution Pairing: Dark Donatello/Raphael and mentioning of Dark Raphael/Michelangelo, Donatello/Leatherhead and various others Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward) Rating: Nc-17 or at least a very hard R Word Count: 7,530 Summary: Our favorite four green guys are living quite a different life. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: This is my newest story and it's completely AU.
I am back from Peru and oh wow! It was so much so fun! I would love to do it again if I could. Honestly though, the trip was splendid but the company could have been a lot better. Unfortunately, what can I do when it's all NA kids and none of them are really my school friends? Oh well. Still, here are two pictures of me doing pretty much all that they advertise of Peru; seeing llamas and Machupicchu and eating guinea pigs! Click the links, the first one is the guinea pig so be warned!
Well, I hope I spelled that right. Seriously, my spelling in Spanish is so much worse than my regular spelling, and trust me, that's bad. Still, I'm off to Peru tomorrow! I'll be back on August seventh and maybe I'll post some pictures and rant about how awesome the trip was. I'm really excited but I'm also a bit rushed 'cause I'm trying to update all of my fandoms and pack right now! Oh noes!
Title: Pondering Before Bed Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: None Pairing: Mention of Rafieo/Mikey Word Count: 640 Summary: Rafieo often thinks about little things before he falls asleep. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: Written for promt challenge #12 Orange. You can see my Big Damn Table!
Title: The Flash of Lightening Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: None Pairing: Hinting at Rafieo/Mikey if you squint your eyes and tilt your head. Word Count: 1,513 Summary: Rafieo meets someone unexpected. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic except for an old lady and a cat. The others I just named and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: Written for promt challenge #68 Lightening.
Title: Independence Day Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: None Pairing: Slight hero-worship_crush!Rafieo/Leon in an off way Word Count: 600 Summary: Rafieo doesn't think they deserve to celebrate their independence from Dun. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: Written for promt challenge #94 Independence.
Title: The Death of a Best Friend Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: OriginalCharacter Death Pairing: None Word Count: 2,020 Summary: Rafieo didn't mean to be so rough. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic except for a cat. The others I just named and gave them distinct personalities. Author's Note: Written for promt challenge #30 Death.
Oh, these are posted in the order I wrote them. If you go to where my Big Damn Table is things are explaned at the bottom of that post about the order they are meant to be read and what not. So which ones did you like? Hate? Did you see any spelling/grammar errors? Any comment is appreciated! See ya guys!
Quickly, some one talk me out of signing up for the lover100challenge! I already have my tmnt_100 and 50_darkficsI do not need another table! But their table-C looks so alluring to me! Should I do it even though I'm already behind on my other tables and probably will never finish any of them until I'm 30?
And again, 50 more setences this time for my other OTP; Sladin!
Title: 50 Setences Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: Some spoilers for my fanfics Pairing: Slade/Robin, Slade/Dick, Deathstroke/Robin, Sladin; call it what you will Fandom: Teen Titans (toon verse) Rating: Pg to Nc-17 Word Count: Around 1,421 Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad. Author's Note: Written for Wynja because she needs something to read. ;P
Yeah, 'cause I don't have enough things to do this summer. *rolls eyes* Still, I had to sign up with this and I chose my latest OTP!
Title: 50 Setences Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: Some spoilers for my fanfics Pairing: Mikey/Rafieo Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward) Rating: Pg to Nc-17 Word Count: Around 1,425 Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic but I did create Rafieo's name and expanded on his personality.
My dog died last night. My little pug that I got only four years ago. But she had been through a lot. A seizure that gave her brain damage, then she broke her hip, and last night another seizure hit her and she just didn't come out of it. My mom was with her up at the lake so I drove up there with my dad at ten to bury her. Even though she hadn't been the same since her first seizure, she was still a happy little dog and I miss her so much already.
Title: Overlooked Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: None Pairing: Martian Manhunter/Flash Fandom: Justice League (the cartoon) Rating: Pg-13 by my standards Word Count: 910 Summary: I'm going for the oldest trick in the book; sex pollen! But without actual sex! Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic or else J'onn would have so much more love and Oreos! Author's Note: Written for the J'onn Fic Fest challenged by merfilly.
Well, since it's almost time for summer, I decided to sign up for tmnt_100and chose to do Dark Raph from the Fast Foward series. Seriously, the dark clones were the only good things to come out of that. Especially Dark Raph, who I named Rafieo, because, come on, you've got to love that big, dumb, rabid, red puppy! I have so many ideas for these prompts!
I just wanted to inform people that I'm not dead. I've actually been posting a lot of new stories, just all in a new community that I've fallen for. But summer is so close I can almost taste it! Which means that I'll have time to work on my Clex fics some more, maybe start up my Sladin ones again, if I can fall back into that fandom, and continue to drabble in my new fandom as well.
The next two weeks are going to be hectic though since it's the last two Crew races of the season. Plus, my Birthday on the 15th should hold some importance but since I'll be traveling for Crew on that day, all it really means is seven hours on the terror that is the Crew bus listening to "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!" for sixteen hours and cursing my iPod for not being louder than the Crew team. But they all promised me cookies and sweets like that so I'm happy!
Also, I've learned how to make icons. Be afraid. ^^
Do you guys see this? Do you know what this is? This is my american history assignment that I did instead of taking a test. That's right, be jealous that my teacher is awesome. He told us to make a timeline for something during the 1960s and I instantly thought of the Silver Age. He said that it was fine and bam! My project came to be. Check it out and all it's wonder!
Oh no, not her again! That's right, I'm back with more deadly drabbles, haha! Really I just wanted to post this one plot bunny that attacked me today for St. Patty's Day and thought I might as well post the other drabbles I have collecting virtual dust in my files. So I hope you enjoy!
Hi there, I'm Jordan and new to the Clex fandom! I'd like to contribute with some drabbles I've written to help me get the feel of some usual Clex topics.
Yay for drabbles, right? I hope you enjoyed them because I still have some left over that I have yet to post, not to mention an actual chaptered story. *gasp*
Title: Releasing Stress Author: Jordan Herbert Warnings: None Pairing: Hint of Clex Word Count: 1,356 Summary: Lex finds a way to release his stress and guess what? It's not destructive! (for once) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I'm not even sure if I made up Faith. *shrugs* Author's Note: First finishedSmallville one shot! Not Beta'd so all of these mistakes are mine and mine alone.
Alright, finally, here are my first pieces of contributation to the SV community. A bunch of drabbles ranging from crack to angst and a lot of stuff in between, though most are just humor and nothing goes into naughty detail. Sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or else I'd be filthy rich by using them as porn stars.
That's my first wave! I have a few more drabbles written and then I'm working on two short stories and one chaptered story with Overlord!Clark in it and Sexslave!Lex as well. I know, sounds good, right? You can never have enough of those!
It was phoenix_skyborn Birthday yesterday! So, Happy belated Birthday! I hope you got everything you wanted and that you had an awesome day. Here's that genderbending fun SladeRobin drabble!
My friend just gave me a link to a site that creates drabbles after you fill in a bit of information. I got a kick out of it! It's like an instant crack drabble machine which makes sense, sometimes. Seriously, these were my favorite three stories that it came up with for my top three pairings; Clex, Sladin, Zutara. Here's the link if you want to laugh as well with your own fun drabbles http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Disclaimer: I didn't write these, I just provided a few key words then lol.