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Jordan Herbert
04 July 2009 @ 01:36 am


Title: A Night to be Forgotten
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: MikeyRafieo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 2,555
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: I sat down and told myself that I couldn't go to sleep until I finished a fic. For some unknown reason I started a new fic. I would be angry at myself but I finished it so, well, no harm done really. I still have all the fics on my 'Need to Work On' list but at least I don't have to add a new one. Written for

[info]au_abcPrompt Outerspace and also because I had the strange idea of how Rafieo would act if someone really did think he was pretty. Answer: he'd think they're blind and crazy and want them to shut up because only Mikey could think he's pretty.


 

A Night to be Forgotten )
 
 
Current Mood: silly
Current Music: The Sweet Escape-Gwen Stefani
 
 
Jordan Herbert
02 July 2009 @ 10:06 pm


Title: It's Not Your Fault
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Leo/Don with hints of OT4
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Warning: Non-con, vampire!AU, and slight asphyxiation.
Word Count: 2,173
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note: This is the first of three more parts of that vampire!Raph fic. This wasn't the winning vote but I promised Aussie that I'd write this out ever since I mentioned the idea. I think this will be the darkest of them an, honestly, I feel like a horrible person. Not for writing this, but for how much enjoyment I got out of writing this! XD I'm so naughty right now.

It's Not Your Fault )
 
 
Current Mood: naughty
Current Music: The Point of No Return-Phantom of the Opera
 
 
Jordan Herbert
28 June 2009 @ 02:22 pm

Title: Dancing to the Beat of His Heart
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: MikeyRafieo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 1,317
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay! Also, the lyrics used in this fic belong to Shaggy, as is mentioned.
Author's Note: Just a cute little fic that was written for [info]tmnt_100  prompt #37: Sound.


  

Dancing to the Beat of His Heart )

 

 
 
Current Mood: peaceful
Current Music: Angel-Shaggy
 
 
Jordan Herbert
25 June 2009 @ 07:32 pm
Title: Operation Foursome
Chapter Title: Chapter 2: See Ya, Virginity
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None
Pairings: RaphLeo and DonMikey with kinda one-sided RaphMikey and RaphDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 4,419
Chapter Summary: The turtles are all back at home. But they're not the same family they used to be.
Author's Note: So long and babbling but it was necessary. The foursome is next chapter. Yay! 

 

DId I really just title something See Ya, Virginity? I need sleep )

 


 
 
Current Mood: angry
Current Music: Shattered (Turn the Car Around)-O.A.R.
 
 
Jordan Herbert
22 June 2009 @ 09:27 pm

Title:  A Trip Through the Park
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Pairing: Michael/Leon (Dark Mikey and Dark Leo)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Rating: Pg-13
Warning: None
Word Count: 1,055
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note:  Thanks to the wonderful picture I commissioned Snee to draw for me, as shown here, I felt inspired to write a little fic just for my married couple becuase they still haven't gotten a fic to themselves yet despite how much I love them. This is set before my 'Only Gets Worse' universe started and before the episode 'DNA is Thicker Than Water.'


 

A Trip Through the Park <-PUN )
 
 
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: If You Could Only See-Tonic
 
 
Jordan Herbert

Title:  Mpreg Snippet
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Pairing: Mikey/Rafieo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Warning: Mpreg
Word Count: 1,214
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note: So it was declared that Internation Mpreg day is on Father's day, which is totally fitting, and since I *love* Mpreg, I had to write something. Bear in mind that this is a snippet of an incredibly long fic I'm currently writing but it doesn't give away any spoilers if you read the first part of the fic here. Hopefully you enjoy!~ Oh, bear in mind that I think turtle pregnancy to not last as long as human pregnancy and for i to barely show in turtles due to their plastrons. That's just my opinion.



Mpreg Snippet :D )
 
 
Current Mood: satisfied
Current Music: Uptown Girl-Billy Joel
 
 
Jordan Herbert
19 June 2009 @ 08:55 pm

So, I'm re-watching the Shredder Strikes Back episodes because I felt like watching some badass Leo action. But then I decided that the Shredder Strikes Back Part II has to be one of my all time favorite episodes due to the contrast of the first part. Seriously it probably has some of my favorite lines. 

Random Fangirl Thoughts )
 
 
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Stand Up-Trapt
 
 
Jordan Herbert
17 June 2009 @ 03:49 pm

Title: Stepping to the Clouds
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Pairing: Mikey/Leo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: R
Warning: Death fic
Word Count: 850
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note: I just can't write happy stuff lately. D= Anyways, this was written for [info]10_whores  prompt six: Head in the Clouds from challenge three.

 

Stepping to the Clouds )

 

 
 
Current Mood: sore
Current Music: Ghost Nappa
 
 
Jordan Herbert
13 June 2009 @ 08:40 pm

Title: Unsettling Recollection
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Pairing: Michael/Mikey with mentions of Donald/Don
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Rating: Nc-17
Warning: Not graphic non-con and rimming
Word Count: 943
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note:
I'm closing this poll at noon, my time, tomorrow so go vote if you haven't yet. Right, now, enjoy fanfic!~ This was written for [info]10_whores  prompt seven: disoriented from challenge three, Usagi's List. I hope it makes you a little confused and really disturbed!~ <3


   

Unsettling Recollection )

 

 
 
Current Mood: giggly
Current Music: S.E.X.-Nickelback
 
 
Jordan Herbert
So, I'm reading Cirque Du Freak because my awesome friend [info]varriuslent me the books. It's all about vampires. Hence, I am in a vampire mood. I know I said I was going to be finished with that vampire!Raph story, but I lied because I'm an awesome bad person like that. But the thing is, I don't know what to add onto it. Help?

Poll #1414900 Vampire!Raph
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

You should write the following:

View Answers

Raph controlling Leo and Don for his amusement
3 (15.8%)

Leo being jealous over Mikey and doing something to get closer to Raph
4 (21.1%)

Mikey being able to use Leo as Raph promised
4 (21.1%)

A foursome
4 (21.1%)

Something else that I will tell you in a comment
4 (21.1%)



POLL CLOSED NOW.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: The Shoop Shoop (It's In His Kiss)-Cher
 
 
Jordan Herbert
08 June 2009 @ 08:27 pm

Title: Definition of Him
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Pairing: Rafieo/Mikey
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 372
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note: A short, sweet little ficlet to kick off the summer! Done for my [info]tmnt_100  challenge #84: He. You can see my Big Damn Table Here. This marks the shortest fic I've done for this challenge so far!


 

Definition of Him )
 
 
Current Mood: ditzy
Current Music: Pocketful of Sunshine-Natasha Bedingfield
 
 
Jordan Herbert
07 June 2009 @ 09:32 pm


Title: Only Gets Worse
Chapter Title: Chapter 11: Visiting
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None except for talking about past situations
Pairings: Mikey!darkClone/Leo!darkClone, Raph!darkClone/Mikey, Don!darkClone/Don, Raph/Leo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Rating: Pg-13 for swearing 
Word Count: 3,824
Chapter Summary: Raph steps up and makes a decision to try and help Mikey.
Author's Note: Wow, an update. What's the special occasion? ...Well, honestly, it's because my high school career ends tomorrow!~
 

 

Chapter Eleven )
 
 
Current Mood: nervous
Current Music: Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
 
 
Jordan Herbert
04 June 2009 @ 03:15 pm
Fun meme I picked up from DA. I wanted to do it because I love the elements!~

Elemental )
 
 
Current Mood: restless
Current Music: Sunny Came Home-Shawn Colvin
 
 
Jordan Herbert
02 June 2009 @ 02:27 pm
So I was eating a Fruit by the Foot, one of the ones that are red with a mix of blue so there's also purple in there, and I got hit by a threesome RaphDonLeo plot bunny. Funny how that works, huh?
 
 
Current Mood: impressed
 
 
Jordan Herbert
27 May 2009 @ 09:04 pm

Some of the best LJ moments take place in the comments, not the posts. What is your favorite comment or thread from a post?


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 that brought me this: http://pics.livejournal.com/head_voices_xd/pic/0000z8zc 

It's a late B-day picture of RafieoMikey!~ <3 I love it so much and it just made my day! I seriously can't stop looking at it right now. It's just done so wonderfully!~

On other less happy notes, I have my *very last* Crew race for NA now. This will be my last one. But I'm taking my laptop, since we'll have more time over the four days since we only have us eight rowers and two boats to race. Hopefully I'll still be able to work on stuff and still drool over the wonderful B-day picture!~ <3
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
Jordan Herbert
24 May 2009 @ 03:47 pm
Prom  

So it was Prom last night and I had a blast but I'm rather tired now and I feel like I'll be in a sleepy funk all day. Hopefully I'll get some writing done. We'll see. Anyways, who wants to see pictures?Prom Pictures )

 

 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
 
 
Jordan Herbert
23 May 2009 @ 04:18 pm

Title: The Need to Relax
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Mikey/Leon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,104
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few of them and gave them distinct personalities.
Author's Note:  Written for [info]10_whores  prompt one: Navigation from challenge number 3. For some reason, I really like the turtles being whores. *big grin*

 

~PWP is the way to be~ )

 


 
 
Current Mood: productive
 
 
Jordan Herbert
18 May 2009 @ 10:26 pm

Title: Only Gets Worse
Chapter Title: Chapter 10: The Process of Healing
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warning: None except for talking about past situations
Pairings: Mikey!darkClone/Leo!darkClone, Raph!darkClone/Mikey, Don!darkClone/Don, Raph/Leo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Rating: Pg-13 for swearing 
Word Count: 3,520
Chapter Summary: The turtles are all back at home. But they're not the same family they used to be.
Author's Note: So, it's been a while for this story, hasn't it? Sorry about that but this chapter was really hard to write but I finally managed to do so. I hope you enjoy it!

 

Chapter Ten )
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
Jordan Herbert
18 May 2009 @ 07:53 pm

So, just kidding about that whole 'Crew is over now' thing. Turns out that one of our boats made it to Canada Nationals and coach wants me in it since I'm good and whatnot. So, um, two more weeks of Crew, then I think I have two weeks off before I start summer Crew. ...Yay? Still, I got thrown in since it was our 'last official day' besides the pizza party tomorrow. It was fun. Especially since I pushed the boy (Jeffries) into the river. He's going to be rowing with me for the next four years since we're both going to Mercyhurst. If we end up getting married I'll eat my left sock. XD

Anyways, my Birthday was really good! My parents, since they never know what to get me, gave me $100. I spent $50 on TMNT shirts/sketchbook/bracelets. I recieved TMNT comics from my BFF and [info]varrius  because they love me; one secretly, one sometimes. I also recieved some other lovely gifts but they're not as important. EXCEPT FOR THE GREATEST GIFT I GOT FROM [info]aussiegirl17 !~ YOU GUYS NEED TO READ IT HERE AND SEND HER MORE LOVE FOR IT!~ Of course it's a RafieoMikey ficlet and she gave me virtual fireworks too!~ ;D I also recieved many internet Birthday Wishes from a lot of cool people and I just wanted them to know I appreciated it! 

Okay, well, I need to go wash the river off of me. Byes!~
 
 
Current Mood: blah
 
 
Jordan Herbert
13 May 2009 @ 10:29 pm
I leave for my last race for NA Crew early in the morning. I'm so excited, yet sad still, to be done with this team and all the drama that follows it. Then I have about three weeks of freedom before summer rowing starts up. ...Why do I do this shit? Oh well, I need to go pack.
 
 
Current Mood: tired