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Jordan Herbert
21 November 2009 @ 11:39 pm
TODAY IS THE BEST DAY IN MY FANDOM HISTORY. so far, of course (i have many more years of fandom in mind)

Awesome Day is Totally Awesome )
 
 
Current Mood: x a Bajillion
Current Music: TURTLES FOREVER STILL
 
 
Jordan Herbert
21 November 2009 @ 11:54 am
So I'm rewatching 'Turtles Forever' already and I plan on rewatching it until six o'clock tonight so I can memorize the entire, glorious thing.

Fangirl Rambles )
 
 
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: TURTLES FOREVER SOME MORE
 
 
Jordan Herbert
21 November 2009 @ 10:25 am
I'll be on Windows Live Messenger all day long today (at least for the next eight hours) to squee about Turtles Forever with everyone. If anyone is interested. ;D

BTW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE BTW Slash!Hun has Rafieo's design and it makes me love him. I'm going to have to write Slash!Hun so much.
 
 
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: TURTLES FOREVER
 
 
Jordan Herbert
19 November 2009 @ 06:54 pm
Finished my finals and my first term of college! Yay!~ Only eleven terms left! (trimesters run my school, but not the preggers kind)

I now have a week and a half to work on NaNo, some gift!fics, and other things! Yay, free time!~ Oh, also, OMG IS IT SATURDAY YET? =D My plan is to watch Turtles Forever, while recording it, then re-watch it as many times as I can on Saturday before 6:30 when I get to babysit for the sweetest little girl ever. Then come home with money that I can buy TMNT with and watch it some more!

/fandom geekish
 
 
Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: Ready for Love-Cascada
 
 
Jordan Herbert
16 November 2009 @ 10:31 pm
And this is the last time I'm doing this questioning meme, (last time for this month, at least, maybe >_> ).

Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying RafieoMikey FTW!~ to be interviewed. :3 (I miss writing them. Curse you, NaNo!!!!!)
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.


5 Questions asked by livefree_13

Questions part 1 )




5 more questions asked by head_voices_xd

Questions part 2 )
 
 
Current Mood: crappy
 
 
Jordan Herbert
12 November 2009 @ 09:57 pm
I know I just posted, like, ten minutes ago. Too bad because I have art to flaunt!~

This is one of two commissions that I bought from Datingwally because she is awesome and ohmygawd just look at how beautiful and colorful!~

Don't Look if You Don't Like Rafieo/Mikey and Belly Dancing for Kings )
 
 
Current Mood: loved
 
 
Jordan Herbert
12 November 2009 @ 08:06 pm
I noticed that I'm about 8,000 words under what I should have for NaNo today. So what did I do? I wrote a drabble for [info]catc10 because she's been making me so happy this week by sharing her NaNo with me. Is it bad that I'm not worried about being behind? Bah, who cares. I finished my first term of classes, except for the finals following next week, and I'm feeling pretty good with myself right now. So here. Enjoy!~


Title: 3+4=7 Simple Math for Simple Pleasure
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: fem!3xfem!4x7(who is canon fem)
Fandom: 9, the film by Tim Burton
Warning: Stichpunk threesome
Rating: R, I guess?
Word Count: 500
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Here you go, my lovely fandom fiance!~ <3


3+4=7 Simple Math for Simple Pleasure )
 
 
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Alive-P.O.D.
 
 
Jordan Herbert
06 November 2009 @ 10:40 pm
This meme again. Questions asked by Micaturtle!

Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Jem, skip #2. All my RL friends, goodness why would you ever think of reading this? ;P

Meme Again! )
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Live Your Life-T.I.
 
 
Jordan Herbert
05 November 2009 @ 02:15 pm

So, forgot to say that I'm doing NaNo again this year but I just assumed everyone on the F-list would know/not care. NaNo is going well so far and will just get better since tomorrow is my last Crew practice until the 30th because of NCAA rules states that we can't have mandatory practice a week before/during finals! So yay! Freedom for a whole three weeks!~ <3 I'm going to be so productive maybe and not be sore for a while! Except I'll be home for Thanksgiving and my parents are going to make me work out even more than my coaches because they're scary like that.

Anyway, this looked like a fun meme from Robina1984 and I can spare a few minutes from NaNo. *procrastinates on NaNo*

Here are the rules:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

Like Robina said; Jem, skip question five.

MEME! )

Peace out!~ <3

 
 
 
Oh, on a side note I was sick all day Tuesday and freaked because I thought it was Swine Flu but I'm better now so I guess it wasn't. :D
 
 
Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Wasting My Time-Default
 
 
Jordan Herbert
31 October 2009 @ 07:23 pm

Title: Curiousity Molestated the Leo
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Dark Leo/Leo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward,)
Warning: Non-con
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 940
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Happy Belated Birthday, head_voices_xd!~ <3 This takes place during the episode 'Bad Blood.' And Happy Halloween to everyone else! Don't let your evil clone molest you tonight! D=


Curiosity Molested the Leo )
 
 
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Ride Wit Me-Nelly
 
 
Jordan Herbert
29 October 2009 @ 06:57 pm

So, this week has been long and painful, but it's almost over and I'm looking forwards to that light at the end of the tunnel.

Let me break my week down for you starting with Tuesday since that's when shit started to hit the fan.

Crew Rant )

In other news! I made a Mikey cupcake!~ <3


Image and video hosting by TinyPic 

Not very artistic, but hey, I tried. ;P Here's to wishing everyone a Happy Halloween!~
 
 
Current Mood: sore
Current Music: 867-5309/Jenny-Tommy Tutone
 
 
Jordan Herbert
27 October 2009 @ 07:19 pm
Title: Good Enough
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonDonald, LeoRaph, MichaelLeon, MikeyRafieo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: T'cest and T'slash.
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #27 Full Moon from 31Halloween.

Good Enough )

Title: Ghostly Reminders
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None if you wish but can be seen as LeonMichael
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: Mentioning of past death
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #28 Ghost.

Ghostly Reminders )



Title: Starting Anew
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #29 Vampire.

Starting Anew )

Title: Bad to the Bone
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #30 Hallow's Eve.

Bad to the Bone )
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Current Mood: lethargic
Current Music: I Don't Want to Spoil the Party-The Beatles
 
 
Jordan Herbert
22 October 2009 @ 03:19 pm
Title: Glowing Knowledge
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #21 Glow Sticks for 31Halloween

Glowing Knowledge )

Title: Nothing
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonaldDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #22 'Thing'

Nothing )



Title: Beautiful Slave
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonaldDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: Slave!AU
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #23 Goblet.

Beautiful Slave )




Title: Invisible Chains
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #24 Chain.

Invisible Chains )




Title: Dress Up
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonaldDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #25 Cape.

Dress Up )




Title: Abandoned Web
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #26 Spider Web.


Abandoned Web )

 
 
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: Bobby McGee-Janis Joplin
 
 
Jordan Herbert
18 October 2009 @ 07:05 pm

Title: Evil Whims of an Apron
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: LeonMichael
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: Kinks; aprons specifically
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,720
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Michael actually gets some! :D Seriously, I blame this on Aussiegirl17 because she's forcing a leg into my 'verse. First it was the DonaldLeon fic because she wanted her OTP in Dark Clone form. Now it seems like Leon got Leo's kink. Oi.


Evil Whims of An Apron )
 
 
Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: Summer Nights-Rascal Flatts
 
 
Jordan Herbert
18 October 2009 @ 12:48 am

Title: Game Night
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Very subtle hints of DonaldDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #16 Games for 31halloween

Game Night )



Title: Eating Eyeballs 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #17 Eyes of Newt

 

Eating Eyeballs )Title: Party of Two 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonaldDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg-13 for implying 
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #18

</span></p>Party of Two )



Title: Perspectives 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing:  None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #19 Goth

 

Perspectives )
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Title: Murder
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: Death
Rating: Pg-13 for swearing 
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #20 R.I.P.

 </div>
Murder )


 
 
Current Mood: good
 
 
Jordan Herbert
17 October 2009 @ 01:35 am
I haven't caught up with the f-list yet but I hope I'm the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSSIEGIRL17!~

Title: Channeling You Tonight
Author: Jordan Herbert
Beta: Catc10
Pairing: DonLeo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Warning: Incest and kinks; specifically aprons and stockings 
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,055
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For my little Mauna! :3 Seriously, Happy Birthday, Aussiegirl17; I hope it's everything you deserve and even more because you deserve that too!~
Channeling You Tonight )

 


 
 
Current Mood: busy
 
 
Jordan Herbert
15 October 2009 @ 10:16 pm
Forgot to tell all of you guys that I'm chilling at [info]pigglehumsy 's college for a bit! It's my fall break so I wanted to drive the three hours to her school and see how she lives. Pretty nice if you ask me. Although, I am kind of angry at the internet working for me. But kind of not because it means I'll just have my own writings to keep me amused so I might actually be productive. Gasp! Plus, the pizza she ordered was so good; the turtles would have given it two green thumbs, way up!

I'll be back at my home sometime on Friday evening, though I'll be busy all weekend long, I suspect. All of my friends, except for [info]varrius , is coming home this weekend. It's crazy awesome timing!

Talk to you all later!~

 
 
Current Mood: impressed
 
 
Jordan Herbert
12 October 2009 @ 01:51 pm

=D <--That's pretty much my face for today. Know why? IT'S BECAUSE TODAY IS AWESOME!~ TECHNICALLY THE AWESOME STARTED YESTERDAY-ISH BUT I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT'S FULLY ON TODAY.

I get to see Avenue Q tonight with my room mate + friends, all Crew practices were called off today (but I worked out on my own time anyway), and I now have two new pictures to share with all of you of my OTP RafieoMikey! And one has Mauna being adorable in it too! =D


 

RafieoMikey and Mauna rated PG but maybe not work safe. )

 

Right. So, wonderful day and I'm insanely happy!~ <3 Blessed be to everyone else on this joyous day!~ I'm gonna go write. :3
 
 
Current Mood: loved
 
 
Jordan Herbert
11 October 2009 @ 11:49 pm

Title: Moving On 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: DonaldLeon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #11 Devil for [info]31halloweenand takes place within 'Deal with the Devil' before Leon wakes up.

Moving On )



Title: Confrontation
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Hinting at DonaldDon 
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: Mentioning at Mpregg 
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #12 Witch.
 
 

Confrontation )



Title: Finding Release 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None actually mentioned or implied within this drabble
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #13 Screaming. 

 

Finding Release )


 


Title: Howling
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: Implied MikeyRafieo 
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #14 Werewolf

 

Howling )



Title: Letting Loose
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: None actually mentioned or implied within this drabble
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Fast Forward)
Warning: None
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: For prompt #15 Costume.

 

 

Letting Loose )
 
 
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: It's Warmer in the Basement-Cobra Starship
 
 
Jordan Herbert
10 October 2009 @ 10:58 pm
Everyone else was doing it and it looked fun.
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
aloneindarknes7 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Batgirl.
aussiegirl17 tricks you! You get a 3.5-inch floppy disc.
catc10 gives you 14 green tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
datingwally tricks you! You lose 4 pieces of candy!
head_voices_xd gives you 2 light blue lime-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
jeegoo gives you 8 tan cinnamon-flavoured jawbreakers.
livefree_13 tricks you! You get a clothespin.
micaturtle gives you 16 purple peach-flavoured gumdrops.
pigglehumsy gives you 3 light green mint-flavoured gummy worms.
sneefee gives you 8 mauve peach-flavoured wafers.
varrius tricks you! You lose 34 pieces of candy!
aloneindarknes7 ends up with 13 pieces of candy, a 3.5-inch floppy disc, and a clothespin.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


Anyways, I feel much better now thanks to all of you guys on my f-list being so awesome!~ *huggles all of you* I'll reply to all of the messeges that have piled up in my inbox individually, of course, but a group hug was needed!

Yayness!~ )

Anyways, since you guys gave me joy, here's fic for you!~

Title: Who is She? 
Author: Jordan Herbert
Pairing: RafieoMikey
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 879
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay! Oh, but I do own Darla, Samuel, and Mauna. And Mr. Sniffers. :3
Author's Note: A bit of fluff written for [info]tmnt_100 #85.

 

Who is She? )
 
 
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: My room mates play Rock Band