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Jordan Herbert
08 February 2010 @ 10:14 am


Oh, you guys!~ <3

If love could cure colds then I would be completely healthy right now. But let me tell you, I'm happy enough to forget about my cold/sore throat combo because you guys all rock so hard!~ Seriously, 18 nominations? Really? *blushes* I love you all so much!

 

Nominations Listed )
 
 
Current Mood: ecstatic
 
 
Jordan Herbert
06 February 2010 @ 06:43 pm

Title: One Way to Grieve
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash
Pairing: BatmanFlash mentions past BatmanSuperman
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,286
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic.
Author's Note: Written for livefree13 for winning my bid at help_haiti request of "Grieving after the sudden loss of Superman (via Doomsday), Flash reaches out to Batman and attempts to soothe both their aches."


 

One Way to Grieve )

 
 
Jordan Herbert
29 January 2010 @ 06:30 pm

Quick post to say I'm going to my lakehouse this weekend with a friend because I don't have Crew practice. So no internet for me. But feel free to ignore this and don't feel obligated to respond because you'll just be giving me more to do on Sunday when I get back lol.


 
 
Jordan Herbert
29 January 2010 @ 01:39 pm


So, anyone remember this fic? The one where I said to myself, "Hey, it would be a great idea to write a TMNT NaNo and let's not forget the Dark Clones. Oh and let's put them on some random planet and get them babies somehow lolololol!~" Right, I forgot about it too. Well, I didn't forget it I just forgot about writing it. Anyways, Mica reminded me of it and since she's been awesome to me lately (READ THE FICLET SHE WROTE FOR ME) I decided to post a sneak peak for the next part of that fic for her since she actually likes it. And when I say sneak peak, I mean the finished part that I have so far. I have more, just not connected yet.

Title: I Have No Idea
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings: Original character

Pairing: Many but only Rafieo/Mikey really implied here. 
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
Rating: Pg-13
Word Count: 4,253
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic aside from Miss B. I just named a few and gave them personalities.
Author's Note: If you see any typos or whatever feel free to tell me!~

 

Read if you wanna )
 
 
Jordan Herbert
28 January 2010 @ 11:16 pm

Title: Tightening Obedience
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings: T-cest, bondage, BDSM

Pairing: DonLeo
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
Rating: Nc-17
Word Count: 1,110
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few and gave them personalities.
Author's Note: Written for one of two of Aussie's fics she won from me through help_haiti. She requested a follow-up of this fic to further explore Leo and Don's new BDSM relationship.

 

Tightening Obedience )

 


 
 
Jordan Herbert
27 January 2010 @ 09:48 pm

So, I wasn't having a good day. When I'm really angry or upset, I turn to Sladin fics to make things better for me but worse for Robin. So here's a new fic from me even though I have so many fics I actually NEED TO FINISH WHY DID I FINISH THIS ONE?!? Oh well. I would have turned all the other fics angsty due to my mood so I guess this was for the best.


Title: Torture
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash and mentioning of upcoming non-con, weapon play, torture, and over-all not nice things. Not for the faint of heart.
Pairing: Sladin (SladeRobin)
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: R for dark insinuations
Word Count: 2,170
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. 
Author's Note: I switch tenses and I don't think I did it right but I don't have time to waste on this fic. Oh, written for the prompt Torture from both [info]dcu_freeforall  and [info]50_darkfics 

 

Torture )

 
 
Current Mood: pessimistic
 
 
Jordan Herbert
25 January 2010 @ 07:50 pm


Title: According to Plan
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash and mentioning of past non-con experiences also mentions at character death which is a spoiler
Pairing: LeonMichael (Dark Leo/Dark Mikey)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Forward
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 1,840
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few and gave them personalities.
Author's Note: Takes place right after Starting Fresh

 

According to Plan )

 


 
 
Jordan Herbert
21 January 2010 @ 02:11 am

I am not allowed to post anything else until I reply to past comments and things. Bad, Jordan, no getting behind!

Title: Starting Fresh
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash and mentioning of past non-con experiences also mentions at character death which is a spoiler
Pairing: LeonMichael (Dark Leo/Dark Mikey)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Forward
Rating: Pg-13 for insinuations and swear words
Word Count: 2,820
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few and gave them personalities.
Author's Note: This fic takes place in the future, duh, but also in the Only Gets Worse universe and mentions the fic Deal with the Devil.



 

Starting Fresh )

 


 
 
Jordan Herbert
20 January 2010 @ 04:28 pm


One more meme. I promise I'll post a fic tonight and stop spamming you guys with memes. Memes are surprisingly great distractions.

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:

1. Dark Raph/Mikey (TMNT: FF)
2. Dark Don/Don (TMNT: FF)
3. Dark Leo/Dark Mikey (TMNT: FF)
4. Raph/Leo (TMNT)
5. Raph/Don (TMNT)
6. Raph/Traximus (TMNT)

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:

7. Zutara otherwise known as Zuko/Katara (ATLA)
8. Toph/Aang (ATLA)
9. Azula/Zhao (ATLA)

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:

10. Katara/Aang (ATLA)
11. Clark/Lana (Smallville)
12. Clark/Lois (Smallville)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE POKED MY INTEREST:

13. Leo/Bishop (TMNT)
14. Mikey/Mondo Gecko (TMNT)


Meme Some More )


 
 
Jordan Herbert
19 January 2010 @ 10:47 pm

Went to Crew practice and finished last in everything we did. *shrugs* It was to be expected really. I am physically sick, mentally tired, and emotionally drained. That combination does not make a good athlete. I am not a rower this week; I am a weeping grandchild. I will return to school on Sunday and be a rower then on.

But honestly, today in practice, one girl started passing out and stopped right before she fainted. Another strained her shin and is on crutches for the next 24 hours. Out of the 16 female rowers on the team, 9 can erg...on good days. On bad days, we only have 6. >_< Do our coaches not realize how broken and hurt our team is? We need rest. *whines* But whatever.

Anywhos, I found another meme! Memes are fun. This is the numerology one that I saw on Aussiegirl's page.
Found here http://www.paulsadowski.com/numbers.asp
Meme Again )


I'm actually really surprised how true this all is. I have relationship problems because I get easily bored with whoever I'm dating. I am disappointed in the world. Oh, but one thing, if given the choice, I'm not big on traveling. I mean, I do adjust really easily and I do love exploring and everything once I'm there, but I'd rather stay home. There's plenty for me to explore on the internet. :P Nah. I had a blast in Peru and I would totally go anywhere invited.
 
 
Current Mood: sick
 
 
Jordan Herbert
15 January 2010 @ 10:08 pm
My thread at [info]help_haiti 

I am offering: 2 Fanfics of (at least) 1,000 words each

Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teen Titans (comic and toon), 9, District Nine, Jackie Chan Adventures, Smallville, Yu Yu Hakusho, Justice League (toon).

Additional Info (optional): I will write slash, femslash, gen, character study, het, threesomes, foursomes, and any kink except for watersports or scat.

Starting Bid: $5

You have until the 20th to bid. Please bid at the link provided.
 
 
Current Mood: hopeful
 
 
Jordan Herbert
11 January 2010 @ 08:37 pm

Title: The Hopeful Beam of Light
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Spoilers for the episode 'Same as it Never Was' season three
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 345
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for 100_situations prompt # 48: Light. Also written from a prompt from TMNT_Tuesdays.

 

The Hopeful Beam of Light )

 



Title: Alone
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Spoilers for the episode 'Same as it Never Was' season three
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg for character death
Word Count: 140
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for 100_situations prompt # 27: Reverse.

 

Alone )

 



Title: Jerk
Author: Jordan Herbert
Warnings: Spoilers for the episode 'Same as it Never Was' season three
Pairing: None
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and that makes me sad sometimes until I realize I can still write using them. Yay!
Author's Note: Written for 100_situations prompt # 77: Upset.

 

Jerk )

 


 
 
Current Mood: restless
Current Music: Shut Up and Let Me Go-The Ting Tings
 
 
Jordan Herbert
10 January 2010 @ 10:47 pm
*throws fic and then runs to bed* SLEEP!~


Title: Giving Unknown Hope
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash
Pairing: LeonMichael (Dark Leo/Dark Mikey)
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Forward
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 1,100
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic. I just named a few and gave them personalities.
Author's Note:  I've been working on this for a while. Finally sat down and finished it.

Giving Unknown Hope )
 
 
Current Mood: tired
 
 
Jordan Herbert
06 January 2010 @ 02:02 pm

Title: Flash of a Moment
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
Slash
Pairing: BatmanFlash
Fandom: Justice League
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 450
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic.
Author's Note: Written for [info]datingwally ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!~

 

Flash of a Moment )
 
 
Jordan Herbert
04 January 2010 @ 06:43 pm

What was your favorite toy when you were a child? Do you still have it? What did it mean to you?

Submitted By [info]xxnormality


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Moe )

 


 
 
Jordan Herbert
03 January 2010 @ 07:06 pm
So. I'm supposed to be at my college right now. Instead I'm at a Panera's to use the internet for a mere hour while my parents are across the street watching my brother announce some wrestling thing or another. Anyways, there's about 18 inches of snow storm hovering around my college preventing me and about every other kid from returning to school right now. Looks like I'll be missing 5:30 AM practice tomorrow since the storm won't end until 5 AM. But my parents promised to get me up there before my 9:30 class.

Right, so I'm pretty much internet less for now though since I'm at the accursed lakehouse, is what I really wanted to say. And I HATE SNOW. WHY DID I GO SOMEWHERE COLDER FOR COLLEGE?!?! *is dumb*
 
 
Current Mood: cold
 
 
Jordan Herbert
01 January 2010 @ 10:21 pm

Title: Can I Get Some Butter for That Bun in the Oven?
Author: Jordan Herbert 
Warnings:
'Cest and Mpreg
Pairing: RaphDon
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Rating: Pg
Word Count: 600
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fic.
Author's Note: Happy Birthday Candiedsquirrel!~ Hope your day has been wonderful and that you ate at least two pieces of cake for you and your little gift! ♥

        

Can I Get Some Butter for That Bun in the Oven? )

 

 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Calling You-Blue October
 
 
Jordan Herbert
01 January 2010 @ 08:44 pm

I signed up for [info]dcu_freeforall  in an effort to get me writing more Sladin (don't hiss at me TMNT fans!) and to hopefully finish my [info]50_darkfics  table. So here's this nifty custom made table!~

The different T# means which table from dcu_freeforall I took it from. The DF means I took it from the 50_darkfics prompt table.

T4:01.GunT5:02.RedT5:03.BlueT2:04.SpeedT1:05.Bludhaven
T6:06.One Year LaterT7:07.SacrificeT3:08.CapeT6:09.disasterDF:10.Torture
T6: 11.panicT6:12.lossT9:13.voicesT9:14.ControlT6:15.alternate
T6:16.Countdown to...T12:17.DeathT16:18.CloudsT6:19.shatterT8:20.Cross the line
T15:21.SoupT6:22.collapseT13:23.Where are my pants?T10:24.CultT6:25.aftermath
T7:26.The gangT6:27.manipulateT6:28.ripplesDF:29.GuiltT8:30.A job for...
T8:31.MysteryT6:32.rebuildT6:33.judgment dayT6:34.writer's choiceT6:35.writer's choice

 
 
Jordan Herbert
01 January 2010 @ 07:53 pm

Here is a list of what I did this year. (because I'm an organized nerd) And then a meme at the bottom because it looked like fun and relates to my fics.

 

Fic after Fic after Fic )

 


 
 
Current Music: Renegade-Styx
 
 
Jordan Herbert
01 January 2010 @ 01:44 pm


Happy New Year, friends new and old!~

Anyways, 2009 is over. It was a good year and I faced a big change of leaving the NA school district and going off to college. I enjoy college but it is tough, especially with Crew, and I do always take a while to adjust back into things once I get a break. Still it's something I'll have to deal with. Even though I'd like to just stay home forever with my pug and my kitty and just type away all day I know that I can't and I would eventually hate that. So instead I'll choose to charish this moment because I know I can't hold onto it forever. I'm going to make that a priority this year; enjoy things while I can. I always find myself darydreaming when I should be doing something else and I'm going to try and cut back on that. Save daydreaming for before bed.

 

Resolutions )
 
 
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: You Shook Me All Night Long-ACDC